How to use and ATM machine

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    Whisper
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    I haven’t seen this one in a while! 🙂

    How to use and ATM machine

    MALE PROCEDURE
    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Wind down your car window
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
    6. Wind up window
    7. Drive off.

    FEMALE PROCEDURE
    1. Drive up to cash machine
    2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
    3. Re-start stalled engine
    4. Wind down the window
    5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
    6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
    7. Attempt to insert card into machine
    8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car
    9. Insert card
    10. Re-insert card the right way up
    11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
    12. Enter PIN
    13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
    14. Enter amount of cash required
    15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror
    16. Retrieve cash and receipt
    17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside
    18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
    19. Re-check make-up again
    20. Drive forward two metres
    21. Reverse back to cash machine
    22. Retrieve card
    23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided
    24. Re-check make-up
    25. Re-start stalled engine and move off
    26. Drive for 3 – 4 miles
    27. Release hand brake

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