The Worlds Shortest Books

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    Marica
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    Came across this at Shout First, Ask Questions Later http://shoutfirst.blogspot.com/ [hummm. Looks like I need a tutorial on posting links. Anyone?]

    The World’s Shortest Books

    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama

    OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I’VE MET WHILE YACHTING by Tiger Woods

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan, Illustrated by Michael Moore

    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton

    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY, THE SEQUEL by Bill Clinton

    THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates

    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry

    AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

    A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian

    TO ALL THE MEN WE’VE LOVED BEFORE… by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell

    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER(S)by O. J. Simpson

    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy

    MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods, introduction by Rev. Jesse Jackson*

    AND JUST ADDED…

    COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY! by Nancy Pelosi

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    mmpaints
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    Yah, I saw this over at gunslot.com a few nights ago. Like to spit coffee all over the screen.

    #56332

    native87
    Member

    They need to offer those in a box set. Pop-Tart box would be just th right size. :mrgreen:

    #56333

    IceFire
    Moderator

    Actually, I think the Amish Phone Directory would be the longest of all of them (A lot of the Amish around here will have a phone down at the barn, or workshop, so that they can make emergency calls, or for taking orders/dealing with their “English” customers. They just aren’t allowed to use them for “personal” use.)

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    LOL…first one says it all:

    “THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama”

    #56335

    D_Loki
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    @native87 wrote:

    They need to offer those in a box set. Pop-Tart box would be just th right size. :mrgreen:

    I was thinking a Tic-Tac box.

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    ponymama44
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    Peace Love and Understanding by Mao Tse Tung

    #56337

    walterc
    Member

    The Joy Of Capitalism by Hugo Chavez & Fidel Castro
    Making Friends & Influencing Enemies by Kim Jong (Menta Lee) Il
    Ethics for Professionals by Congressman Jack Murtha with a Forward by Former Congressman William (Cold Cash) Jefferson

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    Slaw901
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    This tread is too good! LMAO

    “MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA” How do you put a vacuum between two book covers? :mrgreen:

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