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Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby founderant » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:39 pm

Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Twas the night before Doomsday, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The shotguns were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes to survive the end that would soon be there.

The preppers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of zombies danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘vest, and I in my wrap,
Had just protected our brains with aluminum cap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Planet X on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a golden horde in front and eight zombies at my rear.

Some were little and old, but lively and quick,
I knew in a moment, I must find a stick.
More rapid than zombies the sheeple they came,
Closer, and closer, so I called them by name!

"Now Fred! now, Betty! now, Peter and Vinny!
On, Carri! On, Bill! on, on Donna and Blake
To the top of the porch! they began to crawl!
So I shot them! cut them! and got them all!"

Then all of the sudden meteors fly,
Meeting with obstacles way up in the sky.
The water gets deep, the earth's begins to creep,
The stars fall and we all begin to weep.

And then, in a twinkling, the dark turns to light.
The sun begins to shine, it's ever so bright.
The earth settles down and begins to spin,
And just like that, it all starts again.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby Lilredmg » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:46 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

That was great!!
Matthew 25:42 "for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave me no drink."

Matthew 25:45 "Then He will answer them, saying, 'Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me."
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Re: Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby Das Sheep » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:33 pm

I like it.
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Re: Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby fuzzy » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:57 pm

Ha! Thanks, I got a kick out of that. I had our boy come read it and he enjoyed it also!
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Re: Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby WyoDutch » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:08 pm


And people say we ain't got no soul!
You know times are bad in America when GW Bush's presidency starts looking good..
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Re: Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby Denver Terry » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:23 pm

Nice! I have to borrow this!!
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Re: Twas The Night Before Doomsday

Postby USMCWife2010 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:27 pm

This is AWESOME!!!
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

Fortune favors the well-prepared.

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