12 Steps??????

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    The Preppers 12 Steps

    1. We admit we are powerless over our prepping addiction, we are trying to go off grid.
    2. We came to believe in a Power greater than the Electric company, so we use generators, batteries, and photovoltaic arrays.
    3. We made a decision to turn our will and our wallets over to the care of our gardens, equipment, and convincing our family members.
    4. We made a fearless and moral inventory of ourselves, our food stocks, water supply and equipment.
    5. We admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of what is wrong with society, and why we do what we do.
    6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all of our neighbors who do not prep and are bound to be mooching.
    7. We humbly ask God to remove all of our locations from our lazy family’s address books.
    8. We made a list, and then another list, and then another list……….
    9. We made direct connections with people on a mutually effective cooperation agreements
    10. We continue to take personal inventories, rotate out stock and replace when necessary.
    11. We have sought through prayer, and God’s help, to improve our character, our OPSEC, our knowledge of field craft, emergency medicine, and soap making.
    12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to worthy sheeple, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

    Now, remember this is done in fun and not to disparage anyone in recovery, or maintaining their sobriety. Since, I walked these steps 20 years ago, and I’m not offended, may those who are, mellow out a bit and accept the humor.

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