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    littledoc
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    For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
    and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like.
    Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
    Either that or wondering where the heck our tax payer dollars are going.
    :floppytongue:

    And remember:
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Milk shake in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!” :wave:

    Notice that this is not included in the Fitness and Wellness section. 😉 😆 😆

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