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    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel “Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.”

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel. This is the “promised land.”

    Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the “promised land!”
    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. that I called a suicide help line.
    Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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